
Almost everyone in college is on facebook and has been undoubtedly asked by several of your friends to "become a fan" of "i used to blow air back into my Capri-Sun to make it look full again" or "sleeping with one leg out of the covers." Personally, I can't think of a worse idea that facebook has come up with. Not only is the fan pages just another version of the group joining trend that swept facebook last year, but it is now an even better way to exploit just how little life people have.
"Fanning" something has a less committed feel than joining a group ever did. It only barely associates you with a concept or cause. Now I believe some fan pages have their place. Personally I am fans of such things such as The Whitworthian, the Whitworth Men's Chorus, my church from home, and a friend of mine who is a singer. I'm also a fan of Bill Robinson, but then again, who isn't?
A few pages have their place. The Whitworthian posts updates about the publication from time to time and helps avid facebook users keep track of what they do. Some fan pages, people have personal stakes in, such as a music group and they can use the social networking to get the word out about the music.
It's the hundreds of extraneous fan pages I have a beef about. I see no point in becoming a fan of "I hate it when one string on my hoodie becomes longer than the other," or "Hi, Hi, who was that...I have no idea." If you look closely the only thing any of the pages have posted is a really excited couple of comments saying "OMFG we got like 1000 fans in 47 minutes!!!! Keep it going!" What have we accomplished here? The tween world has simply discovered a new way to annoy every other facebook user out there who gets requests to "fan" such pointless pages.
But then what about all the angsty high schoolers "fanning" things such as "I knew I wanted you from the moment I met you," and "I like you and you like me so why don't you just ask me out already?!?!" and "I really like you....but I can't tell you." By the way, my inspiration for this tirade was when my housemate just burst out laughing on the other side of the room at one of her facebook friends who had just become a fan of all three of those things at the same time. Teenage desperation at it's finest. Is "fanning" things becoming a new way of flirting? I hope and pray that this not be the case.
The next time, you blindly accept a fan request just so a page can obtain it's 1 billionth fan, think about why in fact you are becoming a fan "leaving post-it notes on the fridge." Defy the trends, be different, listen to Nietzsche and don't follow the Herd (yay Core 250).
I will say, for the sake of full disclosure, that I am a fan of exactly 14 pages at this time and about 10 of those actually deserve pages. I will also admit that I caved and became a fan of "Taylor Lautner shirtless," but can you blame me on that one?
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